I bet this stuff was really strong. Why don’t they sell cold medicine that will send you to an altered state any longer? That’s really the only good thing about being sick.
The Toybox Killer Strikes Again
I am mildly deranged, dreadfully misplaced, and uncommonly ladylike. I don't like most people, I probably don't like you, but that's more of a defense mechanism than anything else.
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February152011
March12011
Stockings
I wish real seamed stockings weren’t so expensive. Mine are all fake.
(via kittenfeathers)
April42011
I am going to take up permanent residence in this cigarette advertisement. I will always wear a pretty blue outfit with a fabulous hat, and I will have have cartons and cartons of cigarettes and three smiling best friends.
We will all have fabulous hair, and life will be perfect.
April112011
(Source: sharontates, via itsdelovely)
April252011
I have decided that I must invest in a girdle, or a waist cincher.
I do not so much care about looking thinner, as I don’t really have any stomach fat to speak of anyway, I have simply decided that my day to day wardrobe is not nearly uncomfortable enough, and I must remedy this.
Already I experience the following symptoms:
- Abrasions from the metal clips of my garters
- General foot pain from wearing high heels all day
- Blisters and callouses from the aforementioned high heels
- Small welts from the stiff piece of my brassiere
- Occasional welts from the top of my garter belt
And yet I carry myself better than ever before. I think there must be a direct correlation.
9PM
Frigidaire ad, 1962
They have Frigidaires at my laundromat!
May132011
It’s a little known fact that Marlboros were not always considered a man’s cigarette. Until 1954, when the Marlboro Man was introduced, filtered cigarettes such as Marlboros were considered a lady’s cigarette.
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