Okay, we all know what Tevas look like, right?
And we all know what kind of people wear them, right?
In case you don’t, they look like you have a turd strapped to your foot, and the only people who wear them are hippies, those dreadful ‘outdoorsy’ people, stereotypically badly-dressed lesbians, and hybrids of two or more of those types of people.
None of those people would ever be caught dead in a pair of heels. The only women who wear Tevas are the type of people who think that high heels are a tool of the patriarchy used to enslave women. (They’re not, obviously)
So what does Teva do? They make one of the ugliest pair of heels I have ever had the misfortune of encountering.
There is no earthly reason for them to do this.
Clearly, at this point they are just trying to torture and insult people who actually have a sense of style.
