The Toybox Killer Strikes Again

I have decided that I must invest in a girdle, or a waist cincher.

I do not so much care about looking thinner, as I don’t really have any stomach fat to speak of anyway, I have simply decided that my day to day wardrobe is not nearly uncomfortable enough, and I must remedy this.



Already I experience the following symptoms:

• Abrasions from the metal clips of my garters
• General foot pain from wearing high heels all day
• Blisters and callouses from the aforementioned high heels
• Small welts from the stiff piece of my brassiere
• Occasional welts from the top of my garter belt 

And yet I carry myself better than ever before. I think there must be a direct correlation.