The Toybox Killer Strikes Again
I am mildly deranged, dreadfully misplaced, and uncommonly ladylike. I don't like most people, I probably don't like you, but that's more of a defense mechanism than anything else.
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Whoever made this is my hero.
(Source: misswallflower, via kittenfeathers)
HIPSTER HITLER IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Source: tammizombie)
That’s why I’m an O.G.
(Source: halfahole, via proudnpierced)
Oh my goodness.
(Source: h0gwartsahistory, via ramirez-dahmer-bundy)
mssmash (via dakotafalcor)
Whatever, this is completely unrealistic. Everyone knows Ken is gay.
Literary Classics Summarized as Trashy Romance Novels
Derailed by Desire by Ayn Rand
(Atlas Shrugged)
Dagny is a sexy, high-powered railroad executive who always gets the job done. But when her employees are kidnapped by a radical leader, she’ll need all the muscle she can get her hands on. Enter Hank–the strong, sexy owner of “Rearden Steel,” who definitely knows how to yield some steel of his own. Using their combined knowledge of motors and explosives, they’ll embark on a dangerous mission: to release the hostages and blow up the compound–but temperatures will have to get very hot first. Dagny has to focus on task at hand…if she weren’t so distracted by Hank’s expert use of large tools. This far in the game, can they risk getting caught in a compromising position?
(via The Rumpus)
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“OH MY GOD, We’re having a fire…sale! Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all the school children! AHHHHHHHH!”
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