The Toybox Killer Strikes Again

mudwerks:

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…Special FX artist Meaghan O’Keefe offers these Gartered Legs Prosthetics available for purchase at OpenWoundFX. The kit includes 2 unpainted latex prosthetics, garters and garter straps. Make-up, glue and blood not included… 

I would definitely wander around in these and a very short skirt for like a day. I’d probably vomit every time I looked down, but that would just improve the effect, as people would likely assume that I had been weakened from the loss of blood. I wonder how many people would run screaming away from me.

They sure knew how to make food look unappetizing back in the day. Maybe that’s why obesity rates were so much lower.

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Oh look. It’s me today.

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Is this supposed to be some sort of parody of all those overexposed pictures of skinny girls looking off into the distance? Those are dumb pictures either way, but this just adds a layer of gross onto the stupidity. Please honey, cover up. No-one wants to see all that.

(Source: bmcay, via fatshopaholic)

Isabelle Royet-Journoud

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As a model myself, I cannot express how much I admire this lady. I don’t think I could ever, ever do this, even if the end result was so stunning as this one is.

(Source: hermi-blutsauger, via hoodoothatvoodoo)

Wow, I thought my teeth were a mess. What did people like this do before modern dentistry?

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Okay, we all know what Tevas look like, right?
And we all know what kind of people wear them, right?
In case you don’t, they look like you have a turd strapped to your foot, and the only people who wear them are hippies, those dreadful ‘outdoorsy’ people, stereotypically badly-dressed lesbians, and hybrids of two or more of those types of people.
None of those people would ever be caught dead in a pair of heels. The only women who wear Tevas are the type of people who think that high heels are a tool of the patriarchy used to enslave women. (They’re not, obviously)
So what does Teva do? They make one of the ugliest pair of heels I have ever had the misfortune of encountering.
There is no earthly reason for them to do this.
Clearly, at this point they are just trying to torture and insult people who actually have a sense of style.