I am mildly deranged, dreadfully misplaced, and uncommonly ladylike. I don't like most people, I probably don't like you, but that's more of a defense mechanism than anything else.Inquire Submit
My biggest regret ever is not sniffing Anne Hathaway. She was standing only 10 feet away from me. I should have run up to her and sniffed her. It would have been pure bliss. She is a beauty and I know she smells like heaven on Earth. What I would do to sample her forbidden juices.
This man is as creepy as Anne Hathaway is beautiful, and that is saying something.