The Toybox Killer Strikes Again

Film Stars I Have Been Told I Resemble

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:10:06 -0500

- Marilyn Monroe (strangers on the street) -Lauren Bacall (a policewoman) -Rita Hayworth (an old man...

omgthatdress: fetish boots 1900-1920 The Metropolitan Museum of...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 17:12:03 -0500

omgthatdress:

fetish boots

1900-1920

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Obviously I need these boots. I think they will really bring my session look to the next level.

Siri, GLaDOS, and Skynet have a tea party

Wed, 27 Mar 2013 21:46:43 -0500

Me: GLaDOS, Skynet, and Siri are BFFs. They have tea parties. Rach: Oh God. I bet they have the...

The kitchen counter at my job.

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:51:00 -0600

The kitchen counter at my job.

"They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered."

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 18:26:56 -0600

““They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.”” - This Side...

Insecurity

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 21:47:00 -0600

I worry constantly about my writing ability. It’s all so raw and organic and I don’t...

The Close Shaves: A Han Solo Barbershop Quartet

Tue, 29 Jan 2013 20:55:00 -0600

Rachel: I am emailing you a bad Star Wars joke because reasons. Rachel:...

Jane Russell’s bitchface was second only to her tits.

Thu, 24 Jan 2013 06:10:20 -0600

Jane Russell’s bitchface was second only to her tits.

"A word on “Curves” 1 (n): All bodies have curves. Outside of elbows, I have yet to see a body built..."

Mon, 21 Jan 2013 15:10:25 -0600

““A word on “Curves” 1 (n): All bodies have curves. Outside of elbows, I have yet to see a...

Some of the results of my shoot with the awesome and talented...

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 20:16:00 -0600

Some of the results of my shoot with the awesome and talented Jim Sorfleet of SnS-Photo.

Photo

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:30:17 -0600

A Tale of Cigarettes and Broken Sidewalk

Fri, 04 Jan 2013 15:37:00 -0600

Once upon a time today there was a girl who was out of cigarettes. She was beginning to get a...

Earrings

Tue, 01 Jan 2013 00:54:00 -0600

A year ago today I lost a screwback glass pearl earring. It was just costume jewelry, albeit costume...

Photo

Mon, 31 Dec 2012 09:27:54 -0600

Photo

Sat, 29 Dec 2012 19:13:35 -0600

I’ve been trying to write about being beautiful for weeks now. It’s all garbage, except...

Fri, 28 Dec 2012 00:28:00 -0600

I’ve been trying to write about being beautiful for weeks now. It’s all garbage, except...

Allure

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 07:01:00 -0600

It is a tricky thing, being a beautiful woman: you aren’t allowed to talk about it. It isn’t...

Peel-off masques are the most horrifying of all beauty products....

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 04:33:00 -0600

Peel-off masques are the most horrifying of all beauty products. Not only do they allow you to see all of the horrible things stuck in your pores, they also make it look like you are peeling off your own face. You then have the option of eating your own (fake) face (and all the garbage you just pulled out of your pores) like a madwoman.

Insomnia is a thing that makes you get up and take stupid...

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 03:27:00 -0600

Insomnia is a thing that makes you get up and take stupid pictures of yourself making stupid faces with your hair in rollers just to see if you’re really good-looking enough that you can get away with anything (you’re not, but you’re good at convincing people you are).

This is flawless. I must learn to make it happen on my head.

Wed, 26 Dec 2012 01:25:51 -0600

This is flawless. I must learn to make it happen on my head.